Post by nikki G~* on Oct 11, 2010 17:59:40 GMT -4
Hello everyone, I'm Nikki, star of the season, as clearly the most eventful player in the game I have decided to bring an analysis to our viewers and my fellow jurors to guide them in the right path now that we are nearing the Finals. Seeing how the favorites to win are all out and we are left with three less-than-ideal choices, I figured it would be good to guide you through the path of enlightenment, purity and all that good stuff.
Sophie aka the Forgotten Barbie.
Through-out the game Sophie has been really quiet and UTR, however she has managed to stay off the block the whole game and gotten along with everyone, she played every single side of the fence and had no loyalty to anyone besides herself, yet she was never in any danger whatsoever. On the downside she has been extremely quiet, got a penalty one round for not writing confessionals AND had lied a lot.
Roachel aka That STD ridden SkankBitchWhore
Rachel has played a solid game, she has been always fake, showed a consistent obnoxious personality and lied out of her ass to save herself. She has also not shown any loyalty to anyone but unlike Sophie she has had a huge target in her back [which was pointed out by yours truly] and yet managed to make it to the Final 3. Her social game leaves a lot to be desired but her strategic games and challenge skills are extremely good.
John James aka Captain Tardo
John James who's biggest achievement in the game is to have chosen a hot enough cast-member so all the girls would flirt with him over the others. Besides that he is well known for having a 5 inch penis, annoying the crap out of everyone and creeping on me, Bri and possibly others. His social game can be easily described as trying too hard and his strategic game and challenge skills are as non-existent as his charm and masculinity. I truly haven't seen him do anything but be everyone's little bitch and he can BARELY be given credit for taking Brigitte out since Sophie was the vote and she had the Veto, so... um, at least he... no, nevermind. I'm drawing a blank here.
After this through-full analysis I am pretty sure you guys can follow the path of God, unicorns, giggling babies and cute puppies and find the truth and place a good vote so we get a deserving winner [note for those with clear lack of brains: the answer isn't John James].
Sophie aka the Forgotten Barbie.
Through-out the game Sophie has been really quiet and UTR, however she has managed to stay off the block the whole game and gotten along with everyone, she played every single side of the fence and had no loyalty to anyone besides herself, yet she was never in any danger whatsoever. On the downside she has been extremely quiet, got a penalty one round for not writing confessionals AND had lied a lot.
Roachel aka That STD ridden SkankBitchWhore
Rachel has played a solid game, she has been always fake, showed a consistent obnoxious personality and lied out of her ass to save herself. She has also not shown any loyalty to anyone but unlike Sophie she has had a huge target in her back [which was pointed out by yours truly] and yet managed to make it to the Final 3. Her social game leaves a lot to be desired but her strategic games and challenge skills are extremely good.
John James aka Captain Tardo
John James who's biggest achievement in the game is to have chosen a hot enough cast-member so all the girls would flirt with him over the others. Besides that he is well known for having a 5 inch penis, annoying the crap out of everyone and creeping on me, Bri and possibly others. His social game can be easily described as trying too hard and his strategic game and challenge skills are as non-existent as his charm and masculinity. I truly haven't seen him do anything but be everyone's little bitch and he can BARELY be given credit for taking Brigitte out since Sophie was the vote and she had the Veto, so... um, at least he... no, nevermind. I'm drawing a blank here.
After this through-full analysis I am pretty sure you guys can follow the path of God, unicorns, giggling babies and cute puppies and find the truth and place a good vote so we get a deserving winner [note for those with clear lack of brains: the answer isn't John James].
