Episode 7 - All Turds break Lose.

[nikki G~*]

OH EM GEE!!!! FUCKING JOHN JAMES WON THE FUCKING HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD COMPETITION AND I'M LIVID, BECAUSE HE COMES TO BE WITH THIS HUGE ASS SMIRK AND GOES...
*flashback*

John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:10:39 PM): Mr. HOH!
that1nikki (9:10:55 PM): you won?
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:10:58 PM): yes

*end flashback*

Um, fucking piece of trash, why would you come to me and tell me you won? What you wanna rub it in my face that I'm the ONLY one here that hasn't won a HOH?

[Sunshine's voice over speaker]
Natalie and Jen haven't won HOH.

SO? PEOPLE WHO MATTER, GOD DAMMIT!!!
And John James comes to me to make sure I know he won and now I have a whole week ahead of me in which I HAVE to suck up to him and his baby dick because I don't want to go home, I mean sure yay he won he is from our side but that means my side is gonna see me as more expendable than him competition wise even though non of them can really stand him in a personal level and now it's a week all about how much we "love" him even though he is annoying and creepy.

I mean he is gonna do whatever we want because um, he is like our bitch but still, like ugh, he is a motherfucking piece of trash and I am so LIVID that he won a competition like this when I was only one point behind and he is a retard.

I'm livid and I want my lawyer because I'm suing this show for letting baby dick fat mouth win over me!!!

[nikki G~*]

Conversation 1 - Night 34
Nikki & Rachel


Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (PrincessJen4119) is available 9:31 pm
that1nikki (9:31:22 PM): can you believe he beat me by one point?
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (9:31:36 PM): LMAO I am completely shocked.
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (9:31:56 PM): didn't natalie get close too?
that1nikki (9:32:15 PM): yeah, we were both one point away
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (9:32:36 PM): Thank god she messed up xD If she won we would of been DOOOOMED XD
that1nikki (9:32:51 PM): true
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (9:33:45 PM): you will win next week!
that1nikki (9:33:51 PM): i better
that1nikki (9:33:54 PM): im mad i didnt
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (9:34:34 PM): I think we are safe though, so don't be too upset!
that1nikki (9:34:50 PM): i know we are, but I wanted to win
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (9:35:48 PM): I know you did. I was rooting for you!! I hate Jen btw.. She disgusts me. Next time I get hoh, I want her gone -_-
that1nikki (9:35:57 PM): what did she do?
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (9:36:49 PM): I just don't like how she only talks to people when they win HOH. She didn't talk to me for WEEKS than when I win hoh she comes and tries to be my best friend.. than when she got nommed she has completely ignored me XD
that1nikki (9:37:12 PM): she is not even relevant enough to want her out though
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (9:37:32 PM): that is truue :,) since her dumb ass cant play in any vetos XD
that1nikki (9:37:37 PM): wanna make a chat to call her out just for lulz?
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (9:37:45 PM): LMAO .
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (9:37:53 PM): I don't need anymore people hating me XD
that1nikki (9:37:59 PM): boo, you whore
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (9:38:15 PM): I'm only a whore for brendan
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (9:38:18 PM): TEQUILA<3
that1nikki (9:38:28 PM): TEQUILA!!!
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (9:38:51 PM): We never had a tequila party in my hoh room :-( all because I got a coke instead of a bottle of tequila -_-
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (9:40:55 PM): I am going to bed, talk to you tomorrow!
that1nikki (9:41:25 PM): awwww
that1nikki (9:41:26 PM): bye
that1nikki (9:41:28 PM): have fun
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She is still a whore but I like her now that I can bitch with her and complain about how inept and nasty everyone else is <3[/color]

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Conversation 2 - Night 34
Nikki & John James


John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (kirkitude) is available 6:30 pm
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (6:30:43 PM): hii
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (kirkitude) is available 6:40 pm
that1nikki (6:48:42 PM): hey whats up
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (kirkitude) is available 6:55 pm
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:10:39 PM): Mr. HOH!
that1nikki (9:10:55 PM): you won?
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:10:58 PM): yes
that1nikki (9:11:04 PM): good job!
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:11:08 PM): thank yewww
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (kirkitude) is available 9:12 pm
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:13:06 PM): So
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:13:18 PM): Who would YOU nominate this week?
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:13:30 PM): And dun tell me it's my choice.
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:13:32 PM): lawl.
that1nikki (9:13:34 PM): natalie
that1nikki (9:13:35 PM): ha
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:13:41 PM): lol
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:13:48 PM): anyone else?
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:19:52 PM): Natalie hasn't won an HOH either, btw.
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:19:52 PM): lawl
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:19:59 PM): and Jen.
that1nikki (9:20:15 PM): um they dont matter
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:20:18 PM): haha
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (kirkitude) is available 9:41 pm
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:44:25 PM): My rooom sucked, she chose the shit oneeeeeeees
that1nikki (9:44:51 PM): thats lame
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:45:30 PM): I love how everyone is throwing people under the bus now. But when I ask them two weeks ago, they had no idea. Wish somebodeh would just come clean.
that1nikki (9:45:55 PM): what do you mean_
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:46:46 PM): when i was on the block, everyone blames somebody else. It probably won''t influence my nominations because it was versus Sam, our alliance member, and I'm already over it. Just at least half the house has lied to me, y'know?
that1nikki (9:47:33 PM): yeah
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:49:26 PM): Overall, I'm basing nominations off the last two weeks. Not when I was nommed.
that1nikki (9:49:38 PM): who are you nominating_
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:49:44 PM): idk yet
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:49:53 PM): Still deciding.
that1nikki (9:49:57 PM): between who_
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:50:15 PM): Everyone but you and Brigitte.
that1nikki (9:50:31 PM): rachel_
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:51:05 PM): Probably safe.
that1nikki (9:51:19 PM): if you pout her up you-ll destroy the alliance though
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:52:04 PM): Yeah I know. She's safe.
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:52:27 PM): I'm just thinking too much lol
that1nikki (9:53:11 PM): just put natawhore and jen as a pawn and call it a day, its the easy way out, i feel
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (kirkitude) is available 9:53 pm
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:53:39 PM): Yeah that was my inital thought.
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:54:08 PM): Good Luck in H/HN
that1nikki (9:54:16 PM): thanks
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:55:04 PM): Do you think that the rest of the house (meaning Jen, Natalie, Charlie and Sophie) think I'm in an obvious alliance?
that1nikki (9:55:19 PM): ummmm maybe, why
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:55:31 PM): Who do you think is obvious?
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (kirkitude) is available 9:56 pm
that1nikki (9:56:42 PM): i dont know, i think everyone knows who is with who
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:56:48 PM): ok
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:57:12 PM): lawl im just gonna fuck around then
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:57:16 PM): this week
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:57:21 PM): not with my nominations
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:57:25 PM): but with my reasons, etc.
that1nikki (9:58:05 PM): coool
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:58:18 PM): anyways
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:58:21 PM): hows life today
that1nikki (9:58:26 PM): good, boring
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:58:36 PM): Ahh
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:58:47 PM): Class is stressful haha
that1nikki (9:59:37 PM): i bet
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (10:00:08 PM): mhm -.-


HE IS COMPLAINING OF YOUR HOSTING ABILITIES, KICK HIM THE FUCK OUT AND MAKE ME HOH. ALSO, ON ANOTHER NOTE I HOPE HE CHOKES ON A BIG FAT VEINY DICK AND HAS TO BE MED EVAC'D [because honestly, we all know he likes sucking dick][/color]

[nikki G~*]

Mine - 6, 18, 22, 26, 66

HIT - 69, 53, 41, 12, 9

[nikki G~*]

Conversation 3 - Night 34
Nikki & Brigitte



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that1nikki (9:29:57 PM): ugh did you see who won?
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Brigitte (9:31:12 PM): ew yes
that1nikki (9:31:28 PM): im livid
Brigitte (9:31:36 PM): w.e
Brigitte (9:31:38 PM): were safe
Brigitte (9:31:44 PM): thats all i care about
Brigitte (9:31:44 PM): j.s
Brigitte (9:31:45 PM): :x
that1nikki (9:31:52 PM): yeah
that1nikki (9:31:58 PM): but i dont wanna suck up to him
Brigitte (9:32:02 PM): im disgusted
that1nikki (9:32:05 PM): and he better not expect anything extra either
Brigitte (9:32:06 PM): but
Brigitte (9:32:07 PM): yeah
Brigitte (9:32:14 PM): LOL
that1nikki (9:32:21 PM): ughhhh
Brigitte (9:32:23 PM): talking to him
Brigitte (9:32:28 PM): is cringeworthy
Brigitte (9:32:29 PM): atm
Brigitte (9:32:33 PM): -.-
that1nikki (9:32:40 PM): i stopped
Brigitte (9:32:57 PM): this is my first time in a while.
that1nikki (9:33:12 PM): first times always suck
that1nikki (9:33:24 PM): i mean they are suposed to be fun
Brigitte (9:33:40 PM): yeah
that1nikki (9:36:18 PM): im so maaaaad
that1nikki (9:36:21 PM): fuck him
that1nikki (9:36:26 PM): im so mad he won
that1nikki (9:36:38 PM): like why him? its not fair
that1nikki (9:36:39 PM): he is ugly
that1nikki (9:39:24 PM): at least his room is horrible
that1nikki (9:47:52 PM): dont ignore me you whore
that1nikki (9:47:54 PM): im ranting here
Brigitte (9:48:18 PM): LOL
Brigitte (9:48:23 PM): sorry i was writing a confessional
Brigitte (9:48:25 PM): :-!
that1nikki (9:48:30 PM): i did too, a rant
Brigitte (9:51:15 PM): LOL <3
that1nikki (9:55:06 PM): Ryan Cuntington (9:53:40 PM): omg lol
Ryan Cuntington (9:53:46 PM): your I HOPE HE CHOKES ON A DICK
Ryan Cuntington (9:53:55 PM): is the equivalent of monet I WANT TO PUNCH HER IN THE FACE
Ryan Cuntington (9:53:57 PM): you say it every dr
Ryan Cuntington (9:53:58 PM): I love it
Brigitte (9:59:48 PM): LOL
Brigitte (9:59:49 PM): <33
that1nikki (10:00:34 PM): i say it a lot everyday not only in the game ha
Brigitte (10:02:21 PM): rofl
Brigitte (10:02:25 PM): lololol

[nikki G~*]

Okay, now that I'm a lot more calm. I want to say that I'm happy John James won the Head of Household because he is on my side and I'm not going up, however I also want to point out that if he chokes on a dick and dies I would be more than happy to take his spot as an HOH and make a speech about how to go down without choking to prevent more skanks from choking on a dick and dying.

[nikki G~*]

Um, so I'm upset. You see, everyone is so concerned about retarded things. Sophie was complaining about how she thought she might be nominated because she hasn't talked to John James, when I told her John James was going to do whatever I wanted she stopped answering. AND John James did what I told him to do, because I said if he didn't he will be an idiot and fuck everything up. And then Jen comes to complain about being nominated, bitch please, I'm a HAVE NOT and I got robbed during HOH and you are complaining? What a selfish little whore, I hope she chokes on a dick for worrying about her game instead of thinking of how I felt after all the bull I have went through this week.

Some people are just so disgusting selfish, they make me want to puke [/color]

[nikki G~*]

John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:30:38 PM): next week will be gewd
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:30:44 PM): you will ween hoh
that1nikki (9:31:07 PM): i hope so
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:31:35 PM): Could be worse
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (9:31:39 PM): you could be nominated, lol
that1nikki (9:31:59 PM): i guess

I really really want to sucker punch him.
He is annoying and he shouldn't be saying that.
If I win HOH next week, he is gonna get evicted, just for lulz.
I hope he chokes on a dick for being so vile and telling me that, like wtf, I'm already down you asshole![/color]

[nikki G~*]

Conversation 4 - Night 35
Nikki & Natalie



Natalie [Loud Whore] (ntaliestorm) is available 7:40 pm
Natalie [Loud Whore] (7:40:44 PM): Hey Nikki!
that1nikki (7:40:59 PM): hey natalie
Natalie [Loud Whore] (7:41:29 PM): Sad i got nomd by JJ(sad)
Natalie [Loud Whore] (7:42:11 PM): im wondering whos telling him im aligned with everyone in the house. I just hate being lied on over and over.(sad)
that1nikki (7:42:46 PM): well you were in with charley
Natalie [Loud Whore] (7:43:08 PM): I know but thats it. That is not being aligned with everyone in the house
that1nikki (7:43:26 PM): she was the other side of the house
Natalie [Loud Whore] (7:44:05 PM): I didnt know who she was aligned with. She didnt tell me if she was. We had a secret alliance
that1nikki (7:44:50 PM): i see
Natalie [Loud Whore] (7:45:45 PM): Just hurts even more that im being thrown under the bus by my own alliance but hey its a game and i dont wana get to upset about it.
that1nikki (7:46:16 PM): i mean its also cause you were sooooooo tight with ragan who was also a backstabbing asshole and fake as fuck
Natalie [Loud Whore] (7:49:51 PM): So basically im being targeted for making friends with two people that others didnt like. I love Ragan cause me and him got a long a lot. What did he do that was so backstabing again?
that1nikki (7:50:18 PM): he was suposed tobe in an alliance with us and bashed us and shit idgaf though, he was fake
Natalie [Loud Whore] (7:53:08 PM): Aw ok. Well i did still like him but didnt know he did that.
that1nikki (7:54:45 PM): yeah he is blah
Natalie [Loud Whore] (7:57:05 PM): Ima ttyl Nikki. Bout to watch Survivor:) h
that1nikki (7:57:38 PM): byee have fun
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Conversation 4 - Night 35
Nikki & John James

John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (10:26:21 PM): i never said i wanted rachel out
that1nikki (10:26:34 PM): eh?
that1nikki (10:26:49 PM): where did that come from?
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (10:27:09 PM): well someone told rachel i was going after her
that1nikki (10:27:19 PM): oh, and you assumed it was me?
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (10:27:26 PM): no
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (10:27:40 PM): im just sayin
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (10:27:53 PM): cause of our talk yesterday, when i didnt say rachels name
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (10:28:14 PM): its not cause i want her out
that1nikki (10:28:21 PM): i didnt say shit to rachel. i dont even care
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (10:28:34 PM): i didnt say you did
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (10:28:39 PM): im saying, if anyone tells you that
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (10:28:40 PM): its not true
that1nikki (10:28:46 PM): um, you do realize how you came to me, right?
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (10:29:02 PM): didnt mean it like that
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (10:29:40 PM): sorry, didnt mean to make it seem like i was accusing you
that1nikki (10:30:07 PM): thats how you came across though
John James [CAPTAIN TARD-O] (10:30:29 PM): k well i dont think you dd

Um, excuse me? You are a fucking retard John Tardo. I can't believe you would accuse ME out of everyone, when I don't even gossip. Now I wish I had said it so I could be a complete bitch about it. Fuck you. FUCK YOU HARD. IN THE ASS.

He just pisses me off so much, especially this week that he STOLE my HOH reign. He is a piece of trash mother fucker. It would be so much easier if he just took my advice and choked on a dick. [/color]

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Conversation 6 - Night 35
Nikki & Rachel


Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (PrincessJen4119) is available 10:30 pm
that1nikki (10:31:03 PM): why does john tardo think i told you he was after you?
that1nikki (10:31:42 PM): pleeeeeease tell me you didnt say that and he is just being a complete tard
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (10:31:55 PM): LMAO idk, someone WHO WILL REMAIN NAMELESS said he was after me.. so since your online he prolly asked you XD
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (10:32:06 PM): no worries, I wouldn't do that to you EVER.
that1nikki (10:32:39 PM): i didnt even knew if he was, but if he puts you on the block, you are 100% safe
that1nikki (10:32:49 PM): you got me, sophie and bri
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (10:33:19 PM): I know. I just hate the feeling of being nominated, you know? One of us seriously need hoh next week. We need control of this game again. Us girls gotta do it
that1nikki (10:33:35 PM): ugh i know, i am gonna fight hard for it, you dont even have an idea
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (10:35:01 PM): We need to win shit now XD Its getting down to the nitty gritty.
that1nikki (10:35:11 PM): yeah for sure
that1nikki (10:35:21 PM): once natacunt is gone, i think john james should be next
that1nikki (10:36:27 PM): personally, at least
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (10:36:54 PM): I agree. The good part is that he wont be playing for HOH:-D
that1nikki (10:37:47 PM): yeah, true
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (10:38:12 PM): Jen is a perfect pawn. I know if she wins HOH, I'm fucked.
that1nikki (10:39:51 PM): lol at the idea that she can win
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (10:40:20 PM): LMAO
that1nikki (10:42:08 PM): jen deserves f5 just cause she wont ever win ha
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (10:42:30 PM): I know. :,) whats your ideal final five?
that1nikki (10:42:42 PM): us four girls and jen
that1nikki (10:42:46 PM): yours?
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (10:43:20 PM): I agree. Honestly, if there is a way we can somehow get natalie and jen to stay this week, that would be kind of more ideal. I think they are both just a waste of space.
that1nikki (10:44:54 PM): and vvote out who?
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (10:45:00 PM): Possibly charlie?
that1nikki (10:45:28 PM): you think sophie would go for it? o think she really wants natalie gone
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (10:45:50 PM): Well I mean I think we could talk to her if you agree to what i'm saying.
that1nikki (10:46:25 PM): im fine with either, really
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (10:47:13 PM): I mean this is my only thinking to it.. Charlie= 1 pov, 1 hoh.. Natalie- won nothing. Come final 6 or whatever.. Its me,you,sophie,brigitte,jen,natalie.. Who has the best chance of winning HOH/veto?
that1nikki (10:48:11 PM): you sophie and bri haha
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (10:48:30 PM): YOU TOO SILLY.
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (10:48:37 PM): your always place high in all the comps
that1nikki (10:49:01 PM): haha true, i guess
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (10:49:20 PM): dont get so down on yourself!
that1nikki (10:50:09 PM): im just mad that stupid john james won hoh before me
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (10:51:02 PM): I know, I'm so upset.
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (10:58:47 PM): I will talk to you tomorrow!<3
Rachel [Trashy skank bitch whore] (10:58:52 PM): night<3
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Um, so I just did POV and I sucked major ass which pisses me off because I know like it's just retarded. I was into imbecile mode and there's no way I can win, especially with the penalty I had for being a Have Not whore. Which also pisses me off because I did NOT deserve to be a Have Not. Fuckers.

I mean the PoV sucked because it had to be changed, I'm sure the original idea was great but seeing how I'm moving out, Natalie has STD's and John James can't make nights because that's the time when he jerks off and Gawd forbid that all the action he gets [and will ever get] gets interrupted by a PoV. He's a douche and the worst HOH EVER. This is basically my HOH since I'm telling him what to do or he is doing what I want him to do [besides nominating himself] but I bet if I flash him and promise him a bj he will nominate himself.

He's desperate like that.