Post by Brigitte Stavaruk on Aug 18, 2010 2:47:56 GMT -4
OMG HI BIG BROTHER HOUSE!! It's me Brigitte!! I'm sure you all know who I am, I'm that hot blonde girl who has a pet unicorn!! People always say I'm crazy which is really not nice. 
They don't even give me a chance to introduce them to my baby Princess Sparkles. I mean, she has been there all the time for me, like a real baby. And she follows me around like a baby. BUT YOU STUPID PEOPLE TOOK HER FROM ME. *throws stiletto* I can't even believe it! I have never been separated from her this long...I'm even having withdrawal symptoms. It's just not fair! How can you separate a mother from her baby. I think there is some kind of law against that. I don't really know the only law I know is that you can't prostitute on the streets in Melbourne!! I learned that the hard way. But I WANT MY BABY BACK. Okay seriously I'm calling the police if I don't get her back. I also want my clothes back since I can't show off my fake boobs in a stupid Big Brother sweatshirt!! That's not cute!! Life is sooo unfair!
Oh yeah. I have an alliance with that other porn star Nikki. She is really nice I think she will be a great friend.
I have not yet tried her recipe for IPod's but she has tasted them before and said they taste really good so I think I will ask her for it after the show!! Also Cherry is here who didn't actually pop my cherry (well he kind of did but whatever) and it might be awkward with him around. 
As for everyone else, I hope Fagan gets hit by a bus since he will probably steal all these cute men and he also will probably send really stupid messages around the house. Sam Pepper is nice even though he obviously has an alliance with that tranny whore Charley. UGH! I bet she's giving him bj's on the side too, WTF. John James is okay but I think he just wants to get in my pants. 
I'm not sure how these other girls will be but I hope they will be nice. Maybe I will be able to get Enzo to meow at me!! 
Okay so that's my stuff pretty much. If you see my baby please give her back to me since I might kill myself. The pain is too much.
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They don't even give me a chance to introduce them to my baby Princess Sparkles. I mean, she has been there all the time for me, like a real baby. And she follows me around like a baby. BUT YOU STUPID PEOPLE TOOK HER FROM ME. *throws stiletto* I can't even believe it! I have never been separated from her this long...I'm even having withdrawal symptoms. It's just not fair! How can you separate a mother from her baby. I think there is some kind of law against that. I don't really know the only law I know is that you can't prostitute on the streets in Melbourne!! I learned that the hard way. But I WANT MY BABY BACK. Okay seriously I'm calling the police if I don't get her back. I also want my clothes back since I can't show off my fake boobs in a stupid Big Brother sweatshirt!! That's not cute!! Life is sooo unfair!Oh yeah. I have an alliance with that other porn star Nikki. She is really nice I think she will be a great friend.
I have not yet tried her recipe for IPod's but she has tasted them before and said they taste really good so I think I will ask her for it after the show!! Also Cherry is here who didn't actually pop my cherry (well he kind of did but whatever) and it might be awkward with him around. 
As for everyone else, I hope Fagan gets hit by a bus since he will probably steal all these cute men and he also will probably send really stupid messages around the house. Sam Pepper is nice even though he obviously has an alliance with that tranny whore Charley. UGH! I bet she's giving him bj's on the side too, WTF. John James is okay but I think he just wants to get in my pants. 
I'm not sure how these other girls will be but I hope they will be nice. Maybe I will be able to get Enzo to meow at me!! 
Okay so that's my stuff pretty much. If you see my baby please give her back to me since I might kill myself. The pain is too much.
