Week 2: The Gay King, His Black Bitches and Ditzy

[Charley Uchea]

*gasps* who is the person that voted to keep Enzo? He didn’t campaign and I did a few campaigning to keep him here but people were shutting me down. Honestly, I don’t care but if people told me they was keeping Enzo; my black ass would done the same. I wanted to give a bloody message to Kris that his stay isn’t that welcome. *snaps fingers in a Z-formation*

[Charley Uchea]

So after the whole ordeal about Kris getting one vote blew over. I was pumped about HOH. I wanted to win to get rid of Sam and pretty much see what people thinking about. That the main reason why I wanted HOH. So When I saw it was mental, I was giddier than a fat girl likes cake.

[Charley Uchea]

So the rules states if everyone correct the slowest time will be eliminated. If you and more are wrong the fastest time would be eliminated. If you the only one wrong than you are eliminated.

[Charley Uchea]

Round 1: First question was fucking easy. The answer was true. I knew I wasn’t the slowest and I was the fastest but I was just safe. Everyone was correct and Natalie was the slowest. She had to sit on the bench but her shoes were amazing.

[Charley Uchea]

Round Two: Another easy question. I got it right but two people got it wrong, which were John-James and Nikki. Nikki was faster. So she got eliminated. I had to look away because her outfit was uglier than her extensions. *does a sick look*

[Charley Uchea]

Round Three: That was easy as well. We all got it right but Sophie was the slowest. I can’t believe Sophie lost. I wanted her to do well.

[Charley Uchea]

Round Four: Everyone but Rachel got it right. So she had to sit next to Sophie.

[Charley Uchea]

Round Five: Kris put false while everyone chose true. Kris was just eliminated and I felt bad for Sophie and Rachel. She had to sit next Cum-infested Nikki and Dirty Kris.

[Charley Uchea]

Round Six: Damn it, I press false. I knew I didn’t do quickly but Jen was slower so I was eliminated. I had to hold my breath. I was trying to hide it but I couldn’t. I just had to get up and stand up with my Versace heels.

[Charley Uchea]

*screams and jump around* Ragan won HOH and he became the first man that won HOH. Obviously, I feel safe with him since I am his roomie and we are in what we called a Sunset Room Alliance which consists of, Ragan, Rachael, Sophie and I. I am so happy that I am in Week 3.

[Charley Uchea]

Chat with Rachael

Charley Uchea (3:27:38 PM): Hey hey hey
rayoncewhite (3:27:45 PM): Hey Gurl
rayoncewhite (3:27:48 PM): What's chillin'?
Charley Uchea (3:27:53 PM): nothing much
Charley Uchea (3:28:00 PM): you spoken with Ragan, yet
rayoncewhite (3:28:06 PM): Yeah, I spoke with him last night.
Charley Uchea (3:28:11 PM): darn it
Charley Uchea (3:28:16 PM): I miss him again
rayoncewhite (3:28:27 PM): He told me who he's putting up though.
rayoncewhite (3:28:33 PM): It's pretty close to what you wanted.
Charley Uchea (3:28:39 PM): oh who
rayoncewhite (3:28:44 PM): Jen and Kris.
Charley Uchea (3:28:53 PM): ah ha
rayoncewhite (3:28:56 PM): And then he mentioned the possibility of backdooring Sam too.
Charley Uchea (3:29:08 PM): who does he want gone?
rayoncewhite (3:29:15 PM): Jen out of the two.
Charley Uchea (3:29:26 PM): mmhmm
Charley Uchea (3:29:31 PM): Jen is a tough cookie
rayoncewhite (3:29:44 PM): She's like anti-social.
rayoncewhite (3:29:49 PM): Which is like, disgusting.
Charley Uchea (3:29:56 PM): lol disgusting much
rayoncewhite (3:30:01 PM): And I think that if Nikki was nominated
rayoncewhite (3:30:08 PM): she'd go batshit INSANE
rayoncewhite (3:30:14 PM): because she's crazy.
Charley Uchea (3:30:15 PM): lmao I know
rayoncewhite (3:30:38 PM): And like sometimes when people go batshit crazy, they find the ability to win competitions.
rayoncewhite (3:30:47 PM): I would think it would be the reverse, but it ALWAYS happens.
Charley Uchea (3:30:49 PM): that is true
rayoncewhite (3:31:07 PM): But like, it's Ragan's HoH. I'm not gonna push him to nominate someone, he can do what he wants.
Charley Uchea (3:31:12 PM): yep
Charley Uchea (3:31:15 PM): I told him that
rayoncewhite (3:31:49 PM): Like if I won HoH, I probably wouldn't nominate Jen or Kris, but it doesn't bother me that they're going up.
Charley Uchea (3:31:57 PM): mmhmm
Charley Uchea (3:32:06 PM): who would you put up?
rayoncewhite (3:32:15 PM): Rachel and Sam most likely?
rayoncewhite (3:32:24 PM): I definitely want Rachel up there.
Charley Uchea (3:32:31 PM): oh you don't like her
rayoncewhite (3:32:37 PM): Like
rayoncewhite (3:32:41 PM): when we had the conversation
rayoncewhite (3:32:44 PM): She was like
rayoncewhite (3:32:48 PM): "OH I DON'T WANT DRAMA"
rayoncewhite (3:32:54 PM): but like it's Big Brother? what do you expect?
Charley Uchea (3:33:01 PM): mmhmm you rright about that
rayoncewhite (3:33:02 PM): It makes me feel like she's boring.
rayoncewhite (3:33:08 PM): And I don't do boring.
Charley Uchea (3:33:16 PM): but I don't get is why she didn't said who said?
Charley Uchea (3:33:20 PM): it
Charley Uchea (3:33:28 PM): like it was Week 1
rayoncewhite (3:33:34 PM): Yeah, exactly.
Charley Uchea (3:33:44 PM): like that person is spreading shit
rayoncewhite (3:33:51 PM): It makes me not trust her more that she didn't say it.
rayoncewhite (3:34:15 PM): There's always going to be that barrier with me and her.
Charley Uchea (3:34:15 PM): yea I won't care if she is up as well
rayoncewhite (3:34:27 PM): And if she won HoH
rayoncewhite (3:34:31 PM): she'd probably nominate us
rayoncewhite (3:34:35 PM): because we're not boring.
rayoncewhite (3:34:37 PM): You know?
Charley Uchea (3:34:42 PM): I hope not
Charley Uchea (3:35:12 PM): because I don't want red extensions all over the big brother house
rayoncewhite (3:35:27 PM): And the thing is
rayoncewhite (3:35:32 PM): why did she choose Rachel as a rep
rayoncewhite (3:35:37 PM): if she wasn't going to act like her?
Charley Uchea (3:35:46 PM): I don't know?
rayoncewhite (3:35:54 PM): Like it doesn't make sense.
Charley Uchea (3:36:13 PM): What do you think about brigitte?
Charley Uchea (3:36:20 PM): I feel that she would nominate me?
rayoncewhite (3:36:30 PM): Brigitte would only do what the house wants.
rayoncewhite (3:36:34 PM): She is a coward.
Charley Uchea (3:36:44 PM): Idon't know
Charley Uchea (3:37:01 PM): I feel that if she wins hoh; she would say the house want us up
rayoncewhite (3:37:02 PM): No, I had a conversation with her. And she's like "I will only nominate who the house wants"
rayoncewhite (3:37:10 PM): but does the house want you up?
Charley Uchea (3:37:15 PM): I don't know
Charley Uchea (3:37:22 PM): no one is going to say it to me
Charley Uchea (3:37:30 PM): that why I respect Sam
Charley Uchea (3:37:38 PM): at least he says he is after me
Charley Uchea (3:37:42 PM): you know?
rayoncewhite (3:37:47 PM): Yeah, exactly.
rayoncewhite (3:38:07 PM): The only people I had conversations with were Charlie, You, Ragan, Brigitte, Sophie and John James
rayoncewhite (3:38:13 PM): a bunch of these people never go on AIM.
Charley Uchea (3:38:30 PM): I spoken with almost everyone
Charley Uchea (3:38:35 PM): Jen is boring
Charley Uchea (3:38:48 PM): Natalie is okay
rayoncewhite (3:39:08 PM): Wait I think my first convo was with Jen
Charley Uchea (3:39:08 PM): Nikki is batshit Crazt
rayoncewhite (3:39:11 PM): yeah she's boring.
Charley Uchea (3:39:22 PM): like the bitch is psycho
rayoncewhite (3:39:36 PM): Is she really?
Charley Uchea (3:39:44 PM): mmhmm
Charley Uchea (3:39:54 PM): She was like I hope all the blondes stick together
Charley Uchea (3:40:03 PM): since you know blondes never like each other
Charley Uchea (3:40:06 PM): I am like what?
Charley Uchea (3:40:47 PM): and then she said "I just want like a blondetourage like you and rachael"
Charley Uchea (3:40:57 PM): I'm just baffled by her
rayoncewhite (3:41:06 PM): Oh god.
rayoncewhite (3:41:11 PM): She needs to go.
Charley Uchea (3:41:18 PM): like seriously
Charley Uchea (3:41:27 PM): that is why I wanted her up
rayoncewhite (3:41:33 PM): What a little ho.
Charley Uchea (3:41:45 PM): she only said that
Charley Uchea (3:41:50 PM): because of the hoh comp
Charley Uchea (3:41:59 PM): because we called Sam a Racist
rayoncewhite (3:42:10 PM): Is she seriously that dense?
Charley Uchea (3:42:17 PM): I don't know
Charley Uchea (3:42:26 PM): but I don't want her voting at all
rayoncewhite (3:42:43 PM): I definitely think she needs to go up.
rayoncewhite (3:42:47 PM): Like I can handle boring for now
rayoncewhite (3:42:49 PM): I suppose.
Charley Uchea (3:42:53 PM): lmao
Charley Uchea (3:43:03 PM): Like this is my logic
Charley Uchea (3:43:13 PM): all the weird factors in this house
Charley Uchea (3:43:21 PM): like Sam and Nikki needs to go
rayoncewhite (3:43:33 PM): It makes me worried that Brigitte is in with Nikki
rayoncewhite (3:43:37 PM): because I can definitely see it.
Charley Uchea (3:43:40 PM): me too
Charley Uchea (3:44:05 PM): so I was wondering if we should just backdoor her
rayoncewhite (3:44:05 PM): They probably have a pre-game
Charley Uchea (3:44:26 PM): like I feel sam can win competitions
Charley Uchea (3:44:36 PM): and i know he probably would put us up
rayoncewhite (3:44:41 PM): Sam is predictable.
rayoncewhite (3:44:43 PM): Nikki isn't.
Charley Uchea (3:44:46 PM): but Brigitte isn't
rayoncewhite (3:44:48 PM): So Nikki is the bigger threat.
Charley Uchea (3:45:15 PM): but then again, Nikki do okay in competitions
Charley Uchea (3:45:21 PM): while Sam do well in them
rayoncewhite (3:45:27 PM): Exactly.
Charley Uchea (3:45:38 PM): so I rather see Sam out the door
Charley Uchea (3:45:53 PM): but do we have the votes?
rayoncewhite (3:45:58 PM): Who knows.
rayoncewhite (3:46:04 PM): We got me, you, Sophie.
rayoncewhite (3:46:10 PM): I could get Charlie...
Charley Uchea (3:46:14 PM): Natalie
Charley Uchea (3:46:31 PM): Natalie doesn't like Sam too much
Charley Uchea (3:46:36 PM): and Rachel as well
Charley Uchea (3:46:48 PM): that is enough
rayoncewhite (3:47:07 PM): That's good that we can pull Natalie in.
Charley Uchea (3:47:41 PM): like ideal prejurors are: Enzo, Sam, Kris, Jen and Nikki
rayoncewhite (3:47:55 PM): Ideally.
Charley Uchea (3:48:28 PM): see if Sam goes
Charley Uchea (3:48:37 PM): I don't know who should I nominate
Charley Uchea (3:48:49 PM): because I would put Nikki and Jen
Charley Uchea (3:49:02 PM): on the block
rayoncewhite (3:49:30 PM): You should put Brigitte as a replacement then.
Charley Uchea (3:49:39 PM): but who go
rayoncewhite (3:49:45 PM): Hmm.
Charley Uchea (3:49:55 PM): because I would love Brigitte leaving?
rayoncewhite (3:50:07 PM): The thing about our situation is
rayoncewhite (3:50:11 PM): whoever we put up
rayoncewhite (3:50:16 PM): We have to be happy if either go.
rayoncewhite (3:50:23 PM): Like if we put up a pawn,
rayoncewhite (3:50:26 PM): we're screwed
Charley Uchea (3:50:35 PM): lol yep
Charley Uchea (3:50:43 PM): but I wouldn't care if Nikki goes
Charley Uchea (3:50:50 PM): or Jen
rayoncewhite (3:50:57 PM): Jen at this point is a pawn though
rayoncewhite (3:51:04 PM): because I don't think Jen is a threat to us.
Charley Uchea (3:51:20 PM): yea
rayoncewhite (3:52:12 PM): But the thing is
rayoncewhite (3:52:22 PM): do we want to start this war during week 2?
Charley Uchea (3:53:17 PM): what do you mean with who?
Charley Uchea (3:53:34 PM): because SAm is already in war with us?
rayoncewhite (3:53:39 PM): Is he?
rayoncewhite (3:53:50 PM): Like he hasn't told me NOTHING.
Charley Uchea (3:54:00 PM): oh
rayoncewhite (3:56:15 PM): So if he's already playing hardball
rayoncewhite (3:56:21 PM): We need to make the opening pitch.
Charley Uchea (3:56:36 PM): mmhmm
rayoncewhite (3:56:55 PM): If you see Ragan on tonight, inform him.
rayoncewhite (3:57:02 PM): Because this situation just got REAL.
Charley Uchea (3:57:15 PM): you are right about that